River Demotivational Poster
AUDI DRIVERS -
ITT TECH -
LIVING IN A VAN - Down by the River
BMW DRIVERS -
HELL BUS -
STUCK - Giving up is an option
ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.
NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BOTTLE. -
WHEN TRAVELING -
WAIT A MINUTE... - An Asian AND a Woman? You might as well light the car on... Oh... never-mind....
STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...
student drivers -
ALCOHOL DRIVER TEST - Even if he passes the sobriety test I stll think he is screwed.
WHAT A CHOP -
ROAD RAGE -
PUT THE CELL PHONE DOWN !! - yes it's a Bugatti
D.B COOPER - Hide and go seek champion November, 24 1971 to present.
WOMEN DRIVERS -
FEMALE VALETS -
BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.
AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am."
BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !
WOMEN DRIVER - Yaaaa.... Need i say more? Poor Mustang
SHE IS DOING WHAT YOU SAID... - she is crying you that river as you wanted...
I LOVE TO FISH - It's a chance to get away from it all, get in touch with nature and relax!
IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION
EYEPATCHES - Cause there ain't *nothing* sexier than a chick who lost her right eye.
WOMEN DRIVERS - 'nuff said
ICP FANS - Why applications for summer camp driver should ALWAYS Include "Favorite Band"
AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.
THE MODERN WOMAN - Multitasking seemed to be the only way Norma could balance career and family. When the end came, she never knew what hit her.
FINISH HIM! - Piledriver FTW
WIDER THAN A MILE -
WHY? - Why is it a human desire to challenge nature. We can never win, only postpone the inevitable.
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS - "Welcome aboard. My name's Brittany and I'll be your Captain..."
TOOLS - The female way
WOMEN DRIVERS - Their everywhere
SCREWDRIVER - You're doing it wrong.
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT -
WOMEN DRIVERS - just because that is the space you parked doesn't make it a parking space
WOMEN DRIVERS - You'd think they'd be familiar with the "faster is not better" concept.
Dog Drivers -
WHEN YOU SAID - 'BLOW ME' This ain't quite what I had in mind officer.
DISTURBING CLOWN TILE - It's not creepy enough, having to drop a deuce in a strange place... but then I have to look up and see that?
STEREOTYPES - they start early
WOMEN DRIVERS - The Army has issues with them as well.
NASCAR DRIVER AIDS - Not all technology has to be expensive.
ZANGIEF - BALLZ IN YO' FACE!!!
FREE CAR WASH - The cheap way to DIY
ACCIDENTS LIKE THESE - are why my wife doesn't drive
DEPRESSED - Because you know you'll never be as awsome as this
WOMEN DRIVERS - the only solution
YOUR WEE BOAT -
HOOD ORNAMENT -
HASTA LA VISTA, TERMINATOR -
RIGHT MRS. JOHNSON - when i tap the dashboard i'd like you to perform an emergency st.....AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
BUZZ DROIDS? - No R2, I said " we got buzzed drivers."
REGRET - The gift that keeps on giving.
NEWSPAPERS - There's a reason they are all going out of business.
SECOND CEDAR FORK RIVER -
THIRD CEDAR FORK RIVER -
FEMALE DRIVERS -
FIRST CEDAR FORK RIVER -
WOMEN DON'T OBEY THEIR HUSBAND - Even if their husband is governer of the State of California and makes it a law
WOMEN DRIVERS - They can give it and take it up the rear
DEPTH PERCEPTION - And you don't have four wheel drive. But you do have a messed up Mazda
PREPARE - My name is Chuck Norris, you forgot to check your rear zone. Prepare to die.
Stream of thought -
ATTENTION MEN -
Sonic Screwdriver -
Oblivious/Inconsiderate Drivers -
Don't Pay The Ferryman -
Red Asphalt -
Just For Laughs -
SHE WAS DOING 90 -
Rushing Water -
SECRET AGENT MAN -
INNOVATION - Having a suspended drivers license gave Geneva the inspiration she needed to make her own catering service signs.
Today's Interview -
RED RIVER VALLEY PRAYER -
Women Drivers -
A WALKING CONTRADICTION -
SMILE - You're being shot!!!
DIRECTIONS - Excuse me, could you help us find the arch?
GLADYS - She Was Distracted By A Mixer In Housewares And Took A Wrong Turn When She Got To Lingere
YET ANOTHER - Just imagine what's going on at that gas station right now...
WOMEN DRIVERS - This is why they should stick to the kitchen.
THE "LET'S GO ALREADY" EFFECT - When you forget how badly your friend drives until you are speeding and weaving down the road. On the wrong side.
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